Sunday, October 20, 2013

Collection of Funny Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep's





--- Wishful Woman

Now I lay me down to sleep
I sit in bed and here I weep
I wish that he would love me back
But now it's beauty that I lack

--- In a Gun Shop

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord you do not creep.
If you should die because I wake,
I'll explain it to the judge, make no mistake.

--- Fisherman Version

Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord for fish to eat.
If I should die before I wake,
dont' let the dog my fishez take.

--- Vodka Version

Now I lay me down to sleep
A bottle of vodka at me feet
If I shall die before I wake
Tell my friends I drank it straight.

Now I Lay Me Parent's Prayer