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--- Wishful Woman
Now I lay me down to sleep
I sit in bed and here I weep
I wish that he would love me back
But now it's beauty that I lack
--- In a Gun Shop
Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord you do not creep.
If you should die because I wake,
I'll explain it to the judge, make no mistake.
--- Fisherman Version
Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord for fish to eat.
If I should die before I wake,
dont' let the dog my fishez take.
--- Vodka Version
Now I lay me down to sleep
A bottle of vodka at me feet
If I shall die before I wake
Tell my friends I drank it straight.